Big Daddy's Food Mart on Lee Street is known as the safest store on the street for a couple of reasons. They don't sell alcohol; this goes against their religious beliefs(but they sell cigarettes and Pork) They are open 24 hours and are located right beside the fire house on Avon...which means a lot of police presence.
My story isn't about the store ,it's about the seemingly normal brother ,named Glenn the sweeps their floors and does all of the myriad of tasks around the store. Glenn appears very normal from afar,however he is far from it. Glenn has a normal face ...a normal walk...a normal overall appearance...except he is not very intelligent....okay he is not very smart...alright he is not even smart enough to be dumb. Glenn is what a baby would be like if the mom smoked crack for 5 months and then decide to take her prenatals for the last four months. He smells like Yesterday as in he hasn't washed his ass since yesterday...i am very concerned about Glenn. He was explaining to me where something was located in the store and listening to him speak was like getting directions from a 5 year old...he makes thinking look painful and he actually seems to be having a seizure when he has to speak in complete sentences. i am not sure why Glenn is the way he is but ,i will say this and i hope that you listen...COCAINE IS A POWERFUL DRUG!!
This dude has had the same clothes on since the beginning of summer and i decide to buy him something to wear. however, i went up their to ask his sizes, and the dude said that Glenn won a 50 dollar lotto ticket and quit his job ...he is somewhere high as hell right now...thinking about how to get his job back in the next 15 minutes...Glenn is my latest participant in my Krackie Adventures...Gotta Love Him
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