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Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Mama Said Knock You Out!!

Anyone who knows me...know that I'm not a violent person ,Unless otherwise provoked (clears throat) and you know how much I love to be talked down to by People....Well over the weekend I had two very enlightening experiences involving two very different mindsets and people. On one side i may have overreacted and on the other one I may have under reacted. I'll let you be the judge....okay incident one happened at my movie shoot at a hotel in Warner Robbins ,Ga. Well we are shooting a scene in front of the bank ,when this dirty little dude walks over and says this to us...could one of you guys help me with this bag..it's pretty heavy ...we ignored him..He turned around and said .."hey man are yu gonna help me" in a tone..I went off of course and just to get this muhfucka off our set ..I helped him get his shit b4...I beat his ass. He tried to pay me and I told him to shove his money up his ass with a fork....He apologized 20 times before i walked away.

The very next day ...we are on a photo shoot in downtown ATL ...another group is out there as well taking photos and just minding our own business..when out of no where this Older white dude came over and started questioning the guys about a sign...His words to one brother..." don't fucking lie to me..were you filming my fucking sign" everyone was being smart and intelligent about it and basically ignoring this fool....well almost everybody. I AM NOT BUILT LIKE THEM!!! I went the fuck off on this fool...I went over and told him to get his fat, faggot ass in the truck before I beat his ass...he was talking and walking all the way to his truck...I know that I can't behave in such an aggressive manner in all situations , but I felt the need to act ...so I did....So this weeks KrackieTale belongs to me KrackieOne..for being so high strung over small minded people...Love!


Wednesday, January 4, 2012

This One Is Controversial...But This Is KrackieTales Nicca!!

I am outside playing Football with my son and then suddenly a dude walks up to us and starts yelling at the top of his lungs that My son needed to focus ...My words from earlier! he was throwing a fork into the grass and saying .."it's time to eat baby...it's time to eat!" I ignored him and my son didn't seem too afraid so i let it pass. i thought that my day couldn't get any worse , as far as dealing with the special wants...not special needs. This dude walks up to me with a can of Budweiser in his hand and asks to use my phone. I thought about it and i gave it to him...this kneegrow calls a girl and this is how the conversation must have gone based on his replies and responses.....

EXT. IN FRONT OF APARTMENTS - NIGHT

OSCAR(32)...his brain(5) walks up to ANTHONY(41) and request to use his phone

Anthony is reluctant but agrees to allow him to use the phone

Oscar dials a number ....

someone answers 

OSCAR
Hey baby...

CHICK(V.O.)
hey what's up..

OSCAR
I want some pussy

CHICK(V.O.)
what?

OSCAR
I want some pussy baby

CHICK(V.O.)
don't yu talk to me that way !!

OSCAR
(apologetically)
I'm sorry baby...Hey...hey,..hey...hey

CHICK(V.O.)
what is it kneegrow?!

OSCAR
Can I come over?

CHICK(V.O.)
My Kid's are home...

OSCAR
I'll leave early in the morning..

now this shit went on for about 5 minutes back and forth...I became frustrated and annoyed by it and I asked him for my phone back. My Boy Will ...came out and said what i was already laughing  about...He said, "Is that girl really gonna fuck you...that bitch is nasty?!" I almost ran 6 miles laughing so damn hard!! I Love when Krackie moments are hand delivered to me... The kicker to this story is that she actually called my phone back...asking me questions about who i was...Are You Fucking Serious....Don't Ever Call My Phone Again...lmao!!!