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Wednesday, November 23, 2011

KracieTales...Whose Got Jokes ? We Do That's Who!

Thank you..Thank you very much! DJ cut the muhfuckin music!

It's dangerous over here in the West End man...it's Dangerous as a sombitch!
i was invited to join two gangs on the way in the front door...The Bloods were out there ,but they weren't what i expected. They were all females and they said that they only got together once a month!

Then after i got past them some niggas rolled up on me and said that i had to join their gang or they would run me down in the streets...i was like Fuck! Okay nigga, what i gotta do? That nigga said that they were the Crips and that i was gonna be the muscle of the group...I was like man fuck that and i ran up some stairs,because they were all in Wheelchairs...i did say Crips right?

Hello is this thing on..why is it so empty in this muhfucka...didn't ya'll tell these niggas i was coming?

well that's my time but here's a joke to leave you with...

3 men were at the gates of heaven and They were told to walk thru a field covered in beautiful flowers and they would live in paradise with the most beautiful woman that they have ever seen. but if they stepped on the flowers ..they would have to spend eternity with the ugliest and most horrendous woman imaginable....The first man stepped on a flower after one step...A hag walked out and dragged him away kicking and screaming...The second man did a little bit better ,but he tripped and stepped on a flower ..another hag came from the back and dragged him away crying...the Third man made it all the way thru and was rewarded with the most beautiful Sista that he had ever seen ..he was happy as they walked away...he turned to her and asked what did she do to be with him...She said "i stepped on a muthafuckin flower"! Lmao!

*** Peace Family and remember give a Bum a dollar ...it may be the one that makes him stand up***

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